Funnies!

Q: What did Sushi A say to Sushi B?
A: Wasabi!


Q: Why do the French eat one egg for breakfast?
A: Because one egg is enough ("un oeuf")!


What vegetable shouldn't be allowed to fight in Madison Square Garden?
Spinach - it might get creamed!


What did the hamburger say to the pickle?
You're dill-icious!


What do they call it when two seeded bagels at Bagel Nosh decide to go steady?
Poppy love!


Diner: What's that fly doing in my soup?
Waiter: The backstroke!